Irish actor Colin Farrell was lucky to escape a group of poachers during a recent trip to Kenya for an upcoming movie. Known for his luck with the ladies as much as his acting the opportunist poachers are believed to have placed a large value on his horn.
The poachers were said to have been following the randy actor for days, plotting his every move and keeping tabs on his social media updates. They made their move while Best had an evening off and spent his free time being very Irish, drinking and charming/talking gibberish to the local ladies.
Speaking exclusively to Scandal HQ the British Ambassador to Kenya Mr. Nosey Parker stated "Certainly if Mr. Farrell's horn was to be sold in the African market it would not fetch so much, they are African so a large horn to them is normal. China on the other hand would be willing to pay huge money for his horn."
While Farrell brushed off the incident insisting "ah sure it'll be grand" Mr Parker believed he fails to grasp the gravity of what could have happened.
"The Chinese in particular are trying to invest heavily and produce blockbuster movies. We all hear about 'the Great Wall' movie staring Matt Damon - even though very few have watched it. Farrell might not have just lost his horn, he could have been captured and sold into the Chinese movie industry, I don't think he would find that so amusing"
Security has since been tightened around the movie set, with the only people allowed to enter and exit freely being Farrell's legion of female fans.