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Google set to announce Onthelash update for upcoming Pixel phone
Information has been leaked about a new feature of of the upcoming Pixel 2 phone by Google. The feature, known as "Onthelash Mode", aims to eliminate drunken texts, cringy phonecalls or regrettable videos, and is the first of its kind analysts say.
Reports state that if users have the Onthelash Mode enabled they must blow into the phone before use during evenings and weekends, much in the same way as a standard alcohol breathalyzer. If the inbuilt sensors detect owners being over the blood alcohol limit then the phone will be rendered useless...
Sainsburys introduce slow lane at self service checkouts - with chat feature
Delight for shoppers, penny pinchers and talkative granny's
Sainsburys have introduced an ingenious new self service lane for slow shoppers, in a effort to save shoppers time and swiftly move...
Elon Musk announces new United Airlines proof vests
UniteVest made from recycled bottles & Google Glass' to be released next month
In an effort to improve passenger welfare on United Airlines flights, global entrepreneur Elon Musk has unveiled...
Obama denies knowingly sending dodgy Samsung device to Putin
Speculation is rife that Barack Obama sent self exploding Samsung Note 7s to Russian counterpart
In a hastily arranged press conference US president Barack Obama has denied knowingly sending dodgy...
Perverts rejoice as Snapchat releases sunglasses
Snapchat are releasing sunglasses that include an inbuilt camera much to the joy of men in a relationship who can't get away with quick glances at attractive passers by.
The glasses - known as...
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