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Separating family members on flights. Mothers vent frustration, fathers admit delight

Ryanair, family separate on flights

The Civil Aviation Authority have revealed plans to begin an investigation into widespread claims that family members are being deliberately separated on flights.

The allegations, from irate customers have been increasing in number, with the airline watchdog in turn venting their own frustration - at actually having work to perform. The investigation will focus on many of the budget airlines operating in the UK, with a particular focus on Ryanair.

ScandalHQ caught up with Ryanair head of communications, Ledley Patterson, who also acts as a...

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Last remaining male actor found alive and well in Hollywood...

Jason Bateman metoo

Jason Bateman, star of movies such as Horrible Bosses, Identity Thief and Juno has been rescued, from the yard of hardware store in downtown LA.

Bateman was believed to have been the last male actor...

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Car insurance companies to pull out of Saudi market as woman are allowed to drive

King Salman

As King Salman announced plans to allow women to legally drive cars car insurance companies operating in Saudi Arabia have threatened to leave the market.

Saudi Arabia is the last country in the...

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Google set to announce Onthelash update for upcoming Pixel phone

Pixel phone

Information has been leaked about a new feature of of the upcoming Pixel 2 phone by Google. The feature, known as "Onthelash Mode", aims to eliminate drunken texts, cringy phonecalls or regrettable...

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Antisocial Behaviour in Ipswich: New Jobcentre aims to scare away youths after CCTV fails

Antisocial Behaviour in Ipswich

Ipswich Council have made public plans to open a Jobcentre on the Waterfront, following failed efforts to curb antisocial behaviour in and around the area.

Despite increased police patrols and the...

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Dogs to go on strike: 'Sick and tired of getting the blame for human farts'

Dogs to go on strike

In a worrying development many British dogs are set to refuse walks, refuse to sit down and have even threatened to poo more frequently or piss in the hallway at every given opportunity, as a result...

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Four year old toothbrush: 'Nothing wrong with it' insists Stoke man

Four year old toothbrush

Stoke-on-Trent chappie Jack Goff(32) has vowed to get to the bottom of the mystery surrounding his missing toothbrush, which went AWOL just 2 days ago.

After lasting an incredible 4 years, from when...

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99% of Ryanair passengers who vowed to never fly Ryanair again have already booked their next Ryanair flight

Ryanair passengers

With the ongoing flight cancellation at Ryanair showing no signs of going away anytime soon CEO and gobshite Michael O'Leary finally has something to smile about. Recent statistics released by the...

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Boxing: Derby man(36) announces end to 22 year retirement to turn professional

fat man boxer

Thirty six year old Billy "Jaws" Henderson has announced to pals that now is the time for him to finally turn professional in the world of boxing, after a 22 year absence, following on from his 10...

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