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€100bn or no deal - EU reject UK's offer of €99.5bn plus Northern Ireland

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UK's opening offer laughed off as insulting during Brexit divorce bill negotiations

EU Officials are holding firm on their €100bn demand from Great Britain as both parties failed to reach a compromise at yesterdays Brexit negotiations in Brussels.

Britain have offered €99.5bn plus Northern Ireland in an effort to draw the line and get to the next stage of their EU departure. The offer was laughed off by many at the summit, with the only counter offer being suggested put forward by Danish MEP Jak Kanoff. Kanoff hinted, during a lengthily...

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Worried UK ready to deploy Gordan Ramsey for Brexit talks

Gordan Ramsey

Shits really hit the fan now...

Celebrity chef and swearword extraordinaire Gordan Ramsay has agreed terms with the UK government regarding leading the negotiating team for Great Britain in talks...

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Alex Salmond to make airport pints compulsory...

airport pints

Great news for air passengers in Scotland

The days of getting into an argument with your other half about it being 'too early to drink' might be soon over for those going on holidays or trips away...

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With AI improvements should robots replace MPs?

AI improvements

They may take our jobs but they'll never take our freedom says Sturgeon...

With the rapid advance in Artificial Intelligence and modern technology there has been recent debate on whether robots...

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Brexit admissions forces Graham Souness into hiding

Graham Souness

"Far too liberal" say liberals as they plan to smoke him out

Graham Souness made his biggest mistake since signing Nigel Clough or Ali Dia by admitting on live TV that he voted for Brexit...

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