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Boxing: Derby man(36) announces end to 22 year retirement to turn professional

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Thirty six year old Billy "Jaws" Henderson has announced to pals that now is the time for him to finally turn professional in the world of boxing, after a 22 year absence, following on from his 10 month stint as an amateur.

The announcement, made in his local Weatherspoons to great applause from all 4 of his friends, comes after he quit the sport at age 14, after an amateur record of 1 win and 2 losses, before quitting to dabble in drugs and join a gang.

Despite being hugely overweight, suffering from a severe drinking problem and being...

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John Terry to sign for Qatari club for £200,000 a week plus 5 wives

John Terry

Former England captain to link up with Xavi and Al Sadd Football Club

Rather than join another Premier League now that his Chelsea playing career is over, former captain and general sex pest John...

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Joey Barton the "Perfect Choice" for FIFA Ethics Committee role

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FIFA President announces Barton as Ethics Committee Chief

FIFA president Gianni Infantino has issued a press release to name Joey Barton as the organisations new Ethics Committee chief, a move which...

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BREAKING NEWS: Eric Cantona named as rugby player involved in brawl

Eric Cantona

Former footballer attacks referee and faces lifetime ban

Former Manchester United player Eric Cantona has been named as the culprit in the French Rugby League brawl that resulted in referee Benjamin...

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Freddy Macheda is back - inspired by boy who sues local club

Freddy Macheda

Former Manchester star following in the footsteps of under 13 year old superstar...

Despite failing in a lawsuit against his former football club 18 year old teenager Sean Cooke from Cork in Ireland...

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