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SURVEY: 94% of gluten intolerant people are actually intolerant people

gluten intolerant people

PLUS...Find out to spot a gluten intolerant person and how to avoid

It's official, the results are in. After a widespread survey covering all of the UK, including Wales, we can now say that 90% of gluten intolerant people are actually intolerant people, with most individuals in the UK finding them hugely unbearable.

Scandal HQ's recent survey asked a series of questions throughout schools, restaurants and homes that made for some interesting results.

  • 94% of gluten intolerant people are intolerant, making them very unbearable, in...

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Worried UK ready to deploy Gordan Ramsey for Brexit talks

Gordan Ramsey

Shits really hit the fan now...

Celebrity chef and swearword extraordinaire Gordan Ramsay has agreed terms with the UK government regarding leading the negotiating team for Great Britain in talks...

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Tom Jones to raffle girls knickers for victims of Fyre Festival

Tom Jones to raffle girls knickers

Pop star believed to have 3 tonnes of knickers in storage container

After decades of female admirer's flinging their undies at Welsh musical legend Tom Jones, the star himself has decided the time...

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Hartlepool battles lawless seagulls as muggings increase...

Hartlepool battles lawless seagulls

Snobby beach-side residents now turning their beaks up at bread...

As news comes in that a bag of chips was almost dropped and another finger almost braised the news headlines in the North East...

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BREAKING NEWS: Eric Cantona named as rugby player involved in brawl

Eric Cantona

Former footballer attacks referee and faces lifetime ban

Former Manchester United player Eric Cantona has been named as the culprit in the French Rugby League brawl that resulted in referee Benjamin...

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Dognappings in Bristol, are hippy street performers to blame?

Dognappings in Bristol

Yes say locals as they announce plans to ban dreadlocks and bare feet

With summer approaching and the weather getting better the number of dogs going missing from family homes has steadfastly risen...

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Town on edge as Suffolk lass announces Facebook friends cull...

Facebook friends cull

Friends who never met her said to be worried and offering support...

Katie Edmonds, a 19 year old mother of two from Framlingham in Suffolk has gone public with her intention to do a "clean up" of...

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Tearful scenes as Lilly Allen visits Fyre Festival survivors...

Lilly Allen visits Fyre Festival

Exclusive Bahamas musical event turns into farce

Lilly Allen, popstar and activist, has visited survivors of the Fyre Festival in the Bahamas, seeing first hand the devastation caused as the event...

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Freddy Macheda is back - inspired by boy who sues local club

Freddy Macheda

Former Manchester star following in the footsteps of under 13 year old superstar...

Despite failing in a lawsuit against his former football club 18 year old teenager Sean Cooke from Cork in Ireland...

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