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New womans march planned in protest of "Mother" of all bombs

Mother" of all bombs

Womens rights group not happy about the title of bomb used in Afghanistan....

Woman across the western world are up in arms about a recent US airstrike in Afghanistan, a strike in which the weapon used is described as the "mother of all bombs". The main source of their annoyance is not down to the military action itself or the loss of 90 lives - but of the use of the word "Mother" in the title used to describe the bomb.

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Netflix cancellations surge ahead of new Adam Sandler originals

Fans of streaming service not happy and demand a reduction in subscription prices...

Fresh after the announcement of Netflix's deal to release 4 more Adam Sandler movies subscriptions at the movie...

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Scally who took drugs for the first time won’t shut the fuck up about it

took drugs for the first time

Changes his walk, appearance and accent overnight to reflect his new found coolness

Efforts are being made to silence a 17 year old Wigan teen from is excessive claims about being "off me head man"...

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Unconfirmed black hole in mans washing machine

black hole in mans washing machine

Socks, boxers and even jerseys magically disappear

Norfolk man Peter Winters has claimed he has found the real reason clothes go missing in his home - the emergence of a black hole in the middle of...

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Ronaldo gets airport title along with statue of Wayne Rooney

Ronaldo

Madiera takeover almost compete as Cristiano Rolando has airport named after him

History has again been made with Real Madrid superstar Cristiano Ronaldo earning another accolade with the renaming...

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Motherwell girl dumps boyfriend for not liking facebook post fast enough

not liking facebook post fast enough

A dumpable offense in Motherwell...

Motherwell resident Matthew McNair is said to be slightly devastated after being dumped by his girlfriend Stacy as a result of him not liking a Facebook post...

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Man gives up banking career to become "digital nomad"

digital nomad

Starts researching "how to become digital nomad" after buying ticket to Thailand

Norman Gibney, a young bank executive has given up his role at a top London banking institute to become a "digital...

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Has Coca Colas secret formula been discovered?

Coca Colas secret formula

Police are looking into allegations of 'human waste' at factory in Northern Ireland. 

Coca Cola have been hit by a scandal involving human excrement (also known as poo) involving their production...

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Donald Trump catches Justin Trudeau "sneaking around" downstairs during White House stay...

Donald Trump catches Justin Trudeau

Canadian Prime Minister insists he was "just getting a glass of water" at that Ivanka happened to be in the kitchen. 

Reports emerging from sources in Washington claim Justin Trudeau made a hurried...

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