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Changes his walk, appearance and accent overnight to reflect his new found coolness

Efforts are being made to silence a 17 year old Wigan teen from is excessive claims about being "off me head man" to anybody that will listen.

Wigan based Nedo "the Bull" Johnson claimed to have dropped "3 pills and a flagon of Strongbow" on his night out in King Street, where he got kicked out of 2 nightclubs as well as getting into a fight with a lamppost and eating one Big Mac wrapper.

While Nedo seems to be on cloud nine thinking he's the coolest kid in town friends are more concerned about his erratic behavior. Since the weekend he has developed a junkie type accent, walks in a more Liam Gallagher style crouch and says "man" at the end of every sentence - all in an effort to be the man about town.

Concerned about his friends welfare (or maybe worried about being found out) his friend/supplier Naz (not his real name) said "if that geezer doesn't shut the fuck up I'm going deck him one".

Anybody who comes across Nedo please slap him or report him to Naz for an instant beat down.

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