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Virgin Active to offer selfie only gym membership throughout UK

Virgin Active to offer selfie only gym membership

Selfie Package perfect for those who pretend to be at the gym

Virgin Active UK have started signing up members to their new "selfie only" gym membership. The plan is the first of its kind and and will allow members to save money on traditional plans as well as take photographs and pose with gum equipment without actually using it.

The new packages, starting at £15 per month will also give subscribers access to in house gym photographers, who will guide members on how to appear sweaty and tired as well as providing advice on different pouting...

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John Terry to sign for Qatari club for £200,000 a week plus 5 wives

John Terry

Former England captain to link up with Xavi and Al Sadd Football Club

Rather than join another Premier League now that his Chelsea playing career is over, former captain and general sex pest John...

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Bears responsible for missing Bombay Sapphire crates say Canadian Officials

Bombay Sapphire

Beverage recently recalled after containing double alcoholic content

After the recent recall of popular spirit alcoholic beverage Bombay Sapphire there have been reports of a large quantity of...

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Mike Ashley's Sports Direct to begin work exchange programme with North Korea

Mike Ashley's Sports Direct to begin work exchange programme

Various placements to be made compulsory for some workers

Sports Direct founder Mike Ashley has made significant advancements in his quest to start a work exchange programme with the North Korean...

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Goldenballs to Goldeneye - David Beckham to star as next James Bond

David Beckham

It's Beckham, David Beckham as former footballer set for 007 role 

After recently starring featuring in Guy Richie's latest movie, King Arthur, Scandal HQ understand that the former football...

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Joey Barton the "Perfect Choice" for FIFA Ethics Committee role

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FIFA President announces Barton as Ethics Committee Chief

FIFA president Gianni Infantino has issued a press release to name Joey Barton as the organisations new Ethics Committee chief, a move which...

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Sainsburys introduce slow lane at self service checkouts - with chat feature

Sainsburys introduce slow lane checkouts

Delight for shoppers, penny pinchers and talkative granny's 

Sainsburys have introduced an ingenious new self service lane for slow shoppers, in a effort to save shoppers time and swiftly move...

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Build up of British foxs trying to flee the UK causing havoc for truck drivers

British foxs trying to flee the UK

Dover Jungle out of control say unions, Ricky Gervais denies fox smuggling claims

Truck drivers operating between Dover and Calais have a new problem on their hands and this time its on the UK side...

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€100bn or no deal - EU reject UK's offer of €99.5bn plus Northern Ireland

teresa may

UK's opening offer laughed off as insulting during Brexit divorce bill negotiations

EU Officials are holding firm on their €100bn demand from Great Britain as both parties failed to reach a...

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