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black hole in mans washing machine

Socks, boxers and even jerseys magically disappear

Norfolk man Peter Winters has claimed he has found the real reason clothes go missing in his home - the emergence of a black hole in the middle of his Whirlpool washing machine of 5 years.

While Winters had for a long time blamed his long suffering wife for the missing clothing the incident again arose when he tried to use the washing machine himself - for the first time.

"It started with the socks, I was buying darn socks the whole time, or else wearing odd ones. Then it started happening with my Man United jerseys, going missing the whole time. I used to think it was because the other one throwing them away, she hates me wearing jerseys, especially to events. I finally figured out there is a black hole or mini Bermuda triangle in the machine"

Winters now wants authorities to investigate and is also contemplating suing Whirlpool to the sum of 5 seasons Man United Jerseys and a Sports Direct Voucher to compensate for the missing socks.

Town Councillors in Norwich are bemused by Winters latest claims, suggesting he was always a bit odd. Whirlpool meanwhile, refused to comment.

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