Telecom providers line up to claim damages

Kardashian, the celebrity famous for...just being famous, is in a spot of bother after her bum once again broke the internet. The latest cyberspace stoppage was as a result of the release of photographs of the bikini clad star walking on a beach, exposing her un-airbrushed bumcheeks. The visibility of cellulite in the photographs came as a surprise to many of her fans, who seem shocked to find out that people actually do age or put on weight.

As soon as the photograph was released online it spread as fast as Bill Clinton's pants, resulting in various network outages and millions of frustrated internet users.

Kardashian has insisted the photographs were photo-shopped to show her in a negative light.

Russian President meanwhile is rumored to be in contact with Kardashian's representatives, believing some new bum snaps, released at the right time and on his command could again cause the internet to again crash. Such a weapon in Russians arsenal, no pun intended, would be a useful tool for future cyber attacks. If a deal can be made it would hopefully lead to the end of the "Keeping up with the Kardashians" TV show.

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