"Why not" insists star who admits his most people just piss him off

Dancing on Ice judge Craig Horwood has spoken about the challenges he faces as he bids to get married - to himself. The notoriously hard to impress judge has hired a team of lawyers to help him in his quest and believes it is his god given right to marry whoever he wants, even if its himself.

"I understand people might call it a bit odd but if you think about it I'm a good looking chap after my 3 plastic surgery jobs and I haven't met anybody that is really up to my level. I'm too busy pretending to be busy anyay so its hard to meet new people. I am a strong believer in making love with oneself"

Horwood feels so optimistic about getting the go ahead that he has even booked a venue and set a day in June next summer. He has invited all 3 of his friends and ordered a truckload of fake tan to get him through what is likely to be a posh wedding day.

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