Majority of perpetrators female, inspired by Hardy's real life heroics...

After the real life heroic story of Tom Hardy catching, patting down and detaining 2 thieves on moped there has been a huge surge in bike related theft outside Hardy's London home. The current spate of thefts seems to be primarily orchestrated by women, many of whom are said to be wearing hot-pants and boob-tubes, as well as acting in a "frisky and provocative" manner.

The unlikely series of events was started when Hardy, movie-turned real life hero apprehended 2 would be thieves on Monday - after chasing them down his local street, leaping over walls and sprinting through gardens to finally catch up with them - giving them a thorough patting down before apprehending them until police arrived.

Since that incident the level of identical crime has sky rocketed in what many believe to be female groupies getting inventive in order to get a chance to meet their idol. Showing that she gives absolutely zero fucks whatsoever one such perpetrator Tammy White had the following to say "Well its Tom Hardy isn't it, who wouldn't want a good pat down. He can feel me up any-day. I couldn't give a toss about the phones I'm half trying to steal, I just want a chance of meeting that big hunk of spunk. I'd definitely do time for a bidda that"

The Met police has asked Tom Hardy to take a break from fighting real life crime and hope the current spate of obsessive fans go back home and watch some reality TV.

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