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Sainsburys introduce slow lane at self service checkouts - with chat feature
Delight for shoppers, penny pinchers and talkative granny's
Sainsburys have introduced an ingenious new self service lane for slow shoppers, in a effort to save shoppers time and swiftly move chatty grannys and women with too much loose change in their purse.
The new slow lane self service checkouts, oddly known as SLSSFs, will come into effect in the company's Eastbourne branch, a town that has more than its fair share of old dames and irritating checkout hoggers.
The checkouts will also feature AI technology, programmed to hold basic...
Build up of British foxs trying to flee the UK causing havoc for truck drivers
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It's official, the results are in. After a widespread survey covering all of the UK, including Wales, we can now say that 90% of...
Worried UK ready to deploy Gordan Ramsey for Brexit talks
Shits really hit the fan now...
Celebrity chef and swearword extraordinaire Gordan Ramsay has agreed terms with the UK government regarding leading the negotiating team for Great Britain in talks...
Tom Jones to raffle girls knickers for victims of Fyre Festival
Pop star believed to have 3 tonnes of knickers in storage container
After decades of female admirer's flinging their undies at Welsh musical legend Tom Jones, the star himself has decided the time...
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Former footballer attacks referee and faces lifetime ban
Former Manchester United player Eric Cantona has been named as the culprit in the French Rugby League brawl that resulted in referee Benjamin...
Dognappings in Bristol, are hippy street performers to blame?
Yes say locals as they announce plans to ban dreadlocks and bare feet
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