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Unconfirmed black hole in mans washing machine

black hole in mans washing machine

Socks, boxers and even jerseys magically disappear

Norfolk man Peter Winters has claimed he has found the real reason clothes go missing in his home - the emergence of a black hole in the middle of his Whirlpool washing machine of 5 years.

While Winters had for a long time blamed his long suffering wife for the missing clothing the incident again arose when he tried to use the washing machine himself - for the first time.

"It started with the socks, I was buying darn socks the whole time, or else wearing odd ones. Then it started happening...

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Motherwell girl dumps boyfriend for not liking facebook post fast enough

not liking facebook post fast enough

A dumpable offense in Motherwell...

Motherwell resident Matthew McNair is said to be slightly devastated after being dumped by his girlfriend Stacy as a result of him not liking a Facebook post...

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Has Coca Colas secret formula been discovered?

Coca Colas secret formula

Police are looking into allegations of 'human waste' at factory in Northern Ireland. 

Coca Cola have been hit by a scandal involving human excrement (also known as poo) involving their production...

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September baby boom across UK

September baby boom across UK

Maternity wards under pressure as school season starts...

In what seems to be a growing trend teachers across the UK are having baby's more during the September and October months as opposed to any...

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Third Scotland Umbrella Victim

Third Scotland Umbrella Victim

Another victim of umbrella ignorance hits Scotland - third such incident this year

There were dramatic scenes in windy Aberdeen last Saturday as it emerged a young mans eyesight became victim to an...

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