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Dogs to go on strike: 'Sick and tired of getting the blame for human farts'
In a worrying development many British dogs are set to refuse walks, refuse to sit down and have even threatened to poo more frequently or piss in the hallway at every given opportunity, as a result of an increase of getting the blame for human farts.
While passing the blame onto dogs for human farts is nothing new, the common view that it is a victimless offense which is all to easy to commit has resulted in the steadfast increase.
Speaking on behalf of the British Dogs Union, chairman Shep barked that the situation has gone on for way too...
Four year old toothbrush: 'Nothing wrong with it' insists Stoke man
Stoke-on-Trent chappie Jack Goff(32) has vowed to get to the bottom of the mystery surrounding his missing toothbrush, which went AWOL just 2 days ago.
After lasting an incredible 4 years, from when...
99% of Ryanair passengers who vowed to never fly Ryanair again have already booked their next Ryanair flight
With the ongoing flight cancellation at Ryanair showing no signs of going away anytime soon CEO and gobshite Michael O'Leary finally has something to smile about. Recent statistics released by the...
Boxing: Derby man(36) announces end to 22 year retirement to turn professional
Thirty six year old Billy "Jaws" Henderson has announced to pals that now is the time for him to finally turn professional in the world of boxing, after a 22 year absence, following on from his 10...
Virgin Active to offer selfie only gym membership throughout UK
Selfie Package perfect for those who pretend to be at the gym
Virgin Active UK have started signing up members to their new "selfie only" gym membership. The plan is the first of its kind and and...
John Terry to sign for Qatari club for £200,000 a week plus 5 wives
Former England captain to link up with Xavi and Al Sadd Football Club
Rather than join another Premier League now that his Chelsea playing career is over, former captain and general sex pest John...
Bears responsible for missing Bombay Sapphire crates say Canadian Officials
Beverage recently recalled after containing double alcoholic content
After the recent recall of popular spirit alcoholic beverage Bombay Sapphire there have been reports of a large quantity of...
Mike Ashley's Sports Direct to begin work exchange programme with North Korea
Various placements to be made compulsory for some workers
Sports Direct founder Mike Ashley has made significant advancements in his quest to start a work exchange programme with the North Korean...
Goldenballs to Goldeneye - David Beckham to star as next James Bond
It's Beckham, David Beckham as former footballer set for 007 role
After recently starring featuring in Guy Richie's latest movie, King Arthur, Scandal HQ understand that the former football...
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