Jason Bateman, star of movies such as Horrible Bosses, Identity Thief and Juno has been rescued, from the yard of hardware store in downtown LA.
Bateman was believed to have been the last male actor hiding in Los Angeles this year, as the ever growing group of Hollywood feminazis continue their witch-hunt.
Despite never having been accused of any sexual harassment himself, Bateman's fate was sealed with his recent comments whereby he stated "people should be innocent until proven guilty".
Said to be recovering at a secret location, Bateman...
The Civil Aviation Authority have revealed plans to begin an investigation into widespread claims that family members are being deliberately separated on flights.
The allegations, from irate...
As King Salman announced plans to allow women to legally drive cars car insurance companies operating in Saudi Arabia have threatened to leave the market.
Saudi Arabia is the last country in the...
Information has been leaked about a new feature of of the upcoming Pixel 2 phone by Google. The feature, known as "Onthelash Mode", aims to eliminate drunken texts, cringy phonecalls or regrettable...
Ipswich Council have made public plans to open a Jobcentre on the Waterfront, following failed efforts to curb antisocial behaviour in and around the area.
Despite increased police patrols and the...
In a worrying development many British dogs are set to refuse walks, refuse to sit down and have even threatened to poo more frequently or piss in the hallway at every given opportunity, as a result...
Thirty six year old Billy "Jaws" Henderson has announced to pals that now is the time for him to finally turn professional in the world of boxing, after a 22 year absence, following on from his 10...
Stoke-on-Trent chappie Jack Goff(32) has vowed to get to the bottom of the mystery surrounding his missing toothbrush, which went AWOL just 2 days ago.
After lasting an incredible 4 years, from when...
With the ongoing flight cancellation at Ryanair showing no signs of going away anytime soon CEO and gobshite Michael O'Leary finally has something to smile about. Recent statistics released by the...
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